Things Ben Has Eaten This Week is a regular feature that is the result of Ben eating things during Ao2 writing sessions while Sam looks on in horror. Sam thinks there is humor to be found here, but take it from Ben: There is only pain.
There were no fewer than five kinds of meat available.
And two or three kinds of brownies.
With tacos on top of them.
And beers. Many, many beers.
Did you know that if you eat all of these things before halftime you feel very happy until ten minutes after the end of the one hour Office special?
And then you want to die?
Now you know.