Things Ben Has Eaten This Week is a regular feature that is the result of Ben eating things during Ao2 writing sessions while Sam looks on in horror. Sam thinks there is humor to be found here, but take it from Ben: There is only pain.
This week, I’ve pledged to stop eating out so much and do more cooking at home in order to save money. Trouble is, while I can actually cook, right now I only have a couple frying pans, and no surface on which I can chop anything. This results in a lot of meals like this:
–Eggs and cereal
–Eggs with ketchup
–Eggs with ketchup and Tabasco sauce
–Quesadillas with an egg in them and Tabasco sauce
–Eggs with ketchup, Tabasco sauce, and Worcestershire sauce
If a vampire bit my neck right now I would be chunky and spicy.