If the words “bamboo” and “pie” are combined, the result is the hilarious and onomotopaeic “bamboopie.”
Here is a hilarious and very short play imspired by this revelation:
BAM and BOOPIE are seated in the parlour.
BOOPIE: Bam! At this time we should sex each other with great woom-pow.
They do. Curtain.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Cashmere Thoughts is an occasional feature in which the reader is given the privilege of glimpsing the contents of Sam’s notebook of potential material for Audience of Two shows. The contents of this post might just find their way to the stage of a theater near you! On the other hand, the contents of this post may be roundly rejected by Ben and never again see the light of day.