Q: What does a pirate conclude when, after being in the running for a principal role in the next film by noted Pirate-Cinema auteur Horatio Starm, he finds out he’s been cast in a smaller role which will nonetheless still give his Pirate Movie career a measurable boost?
A: “Any old part in a Starm.”
EDITOR’S NOTE: Cashmere Thoughts is an occasional feature in which the reader is given the privilege of glimpsing the contents of Sam’s notebook of potential material for Audience of Two shows. The contents of this post might just find their way to the stage of a theater near you! On the other hand, the contents of this post may be roundly rejected by Ben and never again see the light of day.