Why am I so good at getting holes in my socks, and so bad at everything else in life?
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EDITOR’S NOTE: Cashmere Thoughts is an occasional feature in which the reader is given the privilege of glimpsing the contents of Sam’s notebook of potential material for Audience of Two shows. The contents of this post might just find their way to the stage of a theater near you! On the other hand, the contents of this post may be roundly rejected by Ben and never again see the light of day.
Audience of Two 
I don’t know, but I think it’s a darn shame.
Let’s face it, you are a true hole-y man.
A sock saint.