Audience of Two’s Xmas Lists
- For the Orioles to sign Mark Teixeira
- For Ben to leave a comment on this post stating that he is a weenie
- All of the tacos
- An idiot hat for his idiot head
- An Illustrated Guide to Not Being a Punk-Ass Bitch
- A “Sam Is Cooler Than Me” t-shirt
EDITOR’S NOTE: Cashmere Thoughts is an occasional feature in which the reader is given the privilege of glimpsing the contents of Sam’s notebook of potential material for Audience of Two shows. The contents of this post might just find their way to the stage of a theater near you! On the other hand, the contents of this post may be roundly rejected by Ben and never again see the light of day.