A POST-SCRIPT

FACT: All people who loved Wall-E love Super Smash Brothers.

Therefore!  By the Third Angle Theorem: FUCK YOU ALL!
Ha!  I have used the numerical powers of mathematical jimdibbery to imprison you in my LOGIC BOX MADE OF STEEL NERVES!
It may be false, but it is also “flase,” which is Moonjarvian for “Sam is right about everything.”
DO NOT believe what you hear upon the televisions!  Television is a mind control device.

Moonjarvia is the way!  DINGMAN IS THE LIGHT OF ALL OF THE KNOWLEDGE!
**PLEASE NOTE: if you do not submit now your soul will be a teakettle whistling lonelies into the inky night.

Also please be advised that Moonjarvia:
  • appears on no known maps
  • is an unknown island floating in a sea of cake icing
  • is controlled by Prime Minister Hooting Owl and his Deputy Secretary of Root Beer

You should come for a swim in the delicious tides of the Icing Sea as the Moonjarvian sun sinks low in the eastwest skies…

_____

EDITOR’S NOTE: Cashmere Thoughts is an occasional feature in which the reader is given the privilege of glimpsing the contents of Sam’s notebook of potential material for Audience of Two shows. The contents of this post might just find their way to the stage of a theater near you!  On the other hand, the contents of this post may be roundly rejected by Ben and never again see the light of day.

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